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How I knew instantly that the new Pokemon is a UK world

switch-up-snowfox:

switch-up-snowfox:

ari-no-exorcist:

a-girl-with-sparkling-lies:

THIS

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is not a beret. Its a tam o’ shanter, traditionally Scottish.

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Nintendo give me zesty Scottish Pokemanz i beg of you

Pokemon except all dialogue is written like Scottish Twitter PLEASE

So this is where the meme came from.

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zroem:

“Hey, Mob…Are you watching?”

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vulture-kitty:

kitvin-the-k9:

benkling:

DRYP - an app that keeps your plants alive and happy

Hi Tumblr!

I know I’ve been gone for a while.

In part it’s because I’ve been working on an app!

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I keep a lot of plants. I think everyone should!

- They clean your air
- They give you something to name
- They give you something to take care of
- They teach you about care, needs, and resources
- They make you look like you’re good at decorating

Here are some of mine:

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But some people, because they’re overwhelmed or simply can’t figure out how to start, think that plants are out of their reach.

DRYP is for newcomers and experts.


It reminds you when to water

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And it helps you fix what’s broken

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If you think the world would be better with this app in it, please consider contributing to the Kickstarter!

I’ve tried to make it worth your while:

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Again here’s the link to contribute:

DRYP - an app that keeps your plants alive and happy


And if you like me / if you like my idea, please signal boost!


@drypforplants on Twitter and instagram

guys I just checked and they need a lot more to get to their goal ;^; there’s only 17 days left!!!

Y’all?????

barduils:

barduils:

technically everyone in a victorian horror novel is the stoner character bc they all did cocaine and shit back then

Am I Being Haunted By The Phantasms of My Past Or Am I Just A Crackhead: A Novel

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cornfish26:

Windows 10 has been screwing with my workflow ever since I upgraded my pc.  Here are some fixes to some common problems.  Thought this might help other people like me who have been pulling their hair out in frustration.

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roseyturtles:

severalowls:

deanwinchesterisadorable:

abigboysblog:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

there’s nothing purer or better than how much kids enjoy being picked up and then hurled at soft surfaces

anyone who’s ever been around kids for ay meaningful amount of time should know exactly how much kids long to be hefted up and then just fuckin tossed! it’s so good! they’re so excited to get fucking tossed around like a sack of potatoes it’s so pure

Why do kids love it so much? Like I remember when I was a kid at diving practice during the summer, the best part was when one if the coaches would toss you into the deep end. And in gymnastics coaches would toss us into the foam pit. Do kids just have a evolutionary urge to die?

https://themilitarywifeandmom.com/why-kids-wont-listen/

“Vestibular sense provides information about where the body is in relation to its surroundings. This is the sense that helps you understand balance, and it connects with all the other senses.

When the vestibular system does not develop properly all other senses will struggle to function properly. Without a strong vestibular sense, kids will have no choice but to fidget, get frustrated, experience more falls and aggression, get too close to people when talking, and struggle with focusing and listening. Because they literally cannot help it.”

“Here are a few ways to support your child’s vestibular sense:

  • Spinning in circles.
  • Using a Merry-Go-Round.
  • Rolling down a hill.
  • Spinning on a swing.
  • Going upside down.
  • Climbing trees.
  • Rocking.
  • Jumping rope.
  • Summersaults or cartwheels.
  • Using monkey bars.
  • Skating.
  • Going backwards.
  • Swimming.
  • Dancing.
  • Wheel-barrel walks.”

Yeeting kids, spinning them, flipping them upside down, tossing them in the air, and otherwise disrupting their balance temporarily, is Important For Their Development, specifically for their vestibular sense.

Kids love this because they NEED it.

In other words: Don’t forget to calibrate your child’s GPS!

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YEET THE CHILD FOR THEIR HEALTH

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samolouan:

Custom LARP Alchemist Kit

I did some saving and I bought this wonderfully handcrafted bag from MeoLeathercraft. Mine’s custom made though, so it looks a little different from the Alchemist Kit. For example mine has a strap for ease of carrying and is more focused on bottles since I would like to use it for herbs.

If you like watching videos then here’s an unboxing video I made. :)

I LOVE THIS BAG. The workmanship is beyond words! Never in my wildest dreams could I’ve imagined owning something like this. Well worth the money!🙌👌 I could wax poetry about it all night but to keep it short: A Must Buy. You won’t regret it, I promise.

MeoLeathercraft deserves more customers! The service was excellent! Mr. Meo kept me updated on the progress by sending me pictures of the bag. (The one’s you are seeing above.) It was fascinating to watch it come to life! He was also very kind and sent the adorable pouch as a gift, because my order was delayed a week or so. It was unnecessary, but very much appreciated.💕

Don’t be afraid to ask questions or if you want something custom made. They are very kind and answer quickly.

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~ Samolouan

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thepastelpriestess:

INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE WON BEST ANIMATED FILM!!!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

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Originally posted by oui-ladybug

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enhasablog:

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This blew up on Twitter but I got for exposured

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